◈ FIELD NOTES FROM THE ZORBAXIAN INTELLIGENCE BUREAU ◈
For 4.7 of your "years," we have maintained a cloaked observation post on the dark side of your moon. This journal contains the official weekly field dispatches of Chief Observer Krrgzzt-9 of the Zorbaxian Deep Reconnaissance Bureau — filed for the scientific record and, frankly, because our home galaxy finds you endlessly entertaining. ▮
Daily observations also filed over at @krrgzzt.9
New field notes filed every week. No spam. We are an extraterrestrial intelligence bureau, not a marketing department.
◈ YOUR DATA WILL NOT BE SOLD. WE HAVE OBSERVED WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT IS. ◈